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#199 - Stand and Deliver

It’s been raining.  A lot.  Buckets and buckets, to the point where the house is warping out of recognition and it is messing with my head.  And the alarm system.  (Don’t worry robbers, it’s fixed) Hudson has to (gets to) dress as  John Hancock and John Paul Jones (the American revolutionary, not the bass player for [...]

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I  had part of a song stuck in my head for 30 years.  My friend Timmy B and I went to see a band play live back in 1981 or ‘82 called, wait, what was their name?   Kind of a reggae-rock sound, like The Police.  A local band?  Anyone?  Well, thanks to the joys of [...]

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These are still messing up the blog, but here are links to the music from the Holiday Party show. _______________________________________________________ Dean Martin “Jingle Bells (Dan The Automator Remix)” (mp3) from “Christmas Remixed - Holiday Classics Re-Grooved” (Christmas Chill) Buy at iTunes Music Store Buy at Amazon MP3 More On This Album ___________________________________________________ The Mydols “Merry Freakin’ Christmas” downloa ...

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So, how is it the I had never heard of tilapia until 2008? I’d heard of tuna, cod, swordfish, salmon, etc. but never tilapia. Now, of course, since 2008 I’ve eaten seventy pounds of the stuff. Do we really need the world gourmand? Perhaps a gourmet and a gourmand both have refined palates, [...]

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Welcome to the Bitterest Pill Holiday Party! Wow, is this a strange one… I invited friends of the show to send or phone in some audio, pretending that they are at a holiday party at our little house under the flight path.  I got some VERY interesting input, needless to say.  So, we took that [...]

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In this audio promo… PILLBOX: Premium Pill Year One is available now for only $17.50! Also, get 30 days of The Bitterest PIll Premium for FREE when you sign up before Dec. 31st. Call 888-315-5753 to be on the Pill Holiday Party Show.  Leave a message wishing everyone Happy Holidays, pretend you need to be buzzed in, ask [...]

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I try to remind everyone that Halloween is not actually a form of devil worship (while dusting off some very old stand-up material).  Also, and it may sound like a symantic arguement to you, but just because I can’t find something doesn’t mean it’s “lost.”  And, how exactly am I supposed to handle it when [...]

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Antonio fixes my TiVo, and Lou doesn’t get his $300.  But, everything works out in the end?  Really?  Wow… This episode is currently only available to Premium Pill subscribers.

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I recently had a strange encounter at my local Ralphs grocery store.  An encounter that suddenly felt like an incident and almost became an altercation.  I don’t know if the cashier mistook me for a shoplifter or a serial killer or if he just hates handling “returns,” but after getting nowhere with the store or [...]

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This is a “Pill Refill,” a revisiting of my 2007 podcast, “We are all Fairport.”  This “Best Of” episode was requested by Mike Hamilton of The Disney Podcast Directory.  Thanks, Mike, for encouraging me to put this out again. ———————————————————– From the original 2007 blog post: Twenty-five years ago, I graduated from Fairport High S ...

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Despite what you are about to hear, the producers of The Bitterest Pill do not condone, nor to their guests condone, any of the following:  drug use, pornography, breaking and entering, firearms, discussing Hugh Jackman’s sexuality, making fun of poodle-toting transvestites, living with the officially insane, cooking eggs with a cappuccino steamer, or beating up [...]

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Since Seth was just over, and since his book “drops” tomorrow on Cinco de Harwood, I thought I’d pass along to you the first three chapters of JACK WAKES UP, see if that moves the needle any… I LOVE this book and think you will too.  Check it out.

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Yesterday, I thought I woke up after having had a slight heart attack.  Luckily I had just slept funny. Later, crime-noir author/podcaster SETH HARWOOD came over the watch the big game and hang out in Studio G.  Yes, Seth and Dan and Hudson live in the garage! We talk about Hill Street Blues, LA Festival of Books, [...]

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We went on a “Mammal Search.”  In the rain.

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I talk a bit about my latest trip to Costco, by way of The Diaper Genie.  Trust me, there is no actual genie inside The Diaper Genie.  Just big plastic poop-sausage. I have always believed that running in flip-flops is a bad idea, especially on the sidewalk.  And, unfortunately, I was proven right. It turns out I’m [...]

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We took the kids to MoMA in New York City.  Well, we took Hudson to MoMA, Princess T and I had a date… The “Free Month of Premium Pill” offer has been extended until Martin Luther King Jr. Day (Jan. 19th).  See the “Holiday Offer” (right) for details. Powered by Gregarious (21) Share This! Download #161: MoanMA

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I couldn’t afford a tacky sweater for each of my listeners, so I settled on this:  Thirty days of Premium Pill, FREE. Just sign up before January 7th with NO OBLIGATION and get access to all the current Premium content for 30 days.  Cancel if you’d like at the end of the month, no sweat. HAPPY HOLIDAYS! Powered [...]

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HAPPY HOLIDAYS! I talk about The Winter Program and saving seats, and how a mail order company ruined Christmas, then I read “Oh, Christmas Tree.” Help Scott Sigler make the New York Times Best Seller List.   Preorder Contagious NOW! Thanks to Animal Rescue Force Friends for their great version of “We Wish You a Merry [...]

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Today marks the 4th Anniversary of The Bitterest Pill. And, I think it’s time again to speak freely… Okay, sort of freely. Really, I don’t say anything except this: I WANT an elitist President. I don’t want a president who I could see myself “having a beer” with. I want a president [...]

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Hey, ARFF! viewers!� We want to put YOU on ARFF!� Well, your drawing anyway! We’re getting ready for our Batty About Bats Halloween Special and if you send us a bat or vampire drawing it could be included in the show! E-mail digital files to info@arff.tv, or snail-mail drawings to: ARFF! Batty About Bats JacketMedia.com 8939 S. Sepulveda Blvd., Ste110-713 Los [...]

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