With or without professional dancing bugs, Buttons might get old before he dies. The Word Whore Shatners all over Francis Scott Key and his little internet pimp too.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
130 :: Inner ChildCanada is big. Keith McNally gets a chance. Starman serves up a mean bottle of Mad Dog 20/20. Buttons is forced to find his voice, because The Word Whore's is infected.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
127 :: Naked LunchThose who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach, counsel. Oh, the ironing! The Whore has sketchy memories of her noisy chinese roomate's strap-ons. Nobilis throws a hen party: pack a lunch, BYO (juice) Box.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
128 :: Coyote ItchyButtons and The Whore suffer a minor story stroke and accidentally rehash Hashashan (complete with identical banter, all these "years" later). Thankfully, BDOOMED is on hand with the vaseline to help put it away wet... again. Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
126 :: Down With OPZThe Word Whore likes it white and floppy. Dustin Manly loves to waggle his fishy bits, but finds it rather hard to smile with his pants down. Buttons takes an octuple shhhhhhh and swims in it.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
125 :: Verbal LeakageFancy butt bling settles Preston's upset stomach. The Word Whore (clearly under the influence of agrarian pharmaceuticals and cheese) plunders Hashashan's village, pillages the faux French Bible, and puts it all away wet.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
124 :: Dinosaur FeathersLast call for monkeyishness! Buttons, well into his first trimester, fails to get the creative juices flowing under the tell-tale black-light. Doc Zim endeavors to erupt and fill the bag, just to hear The Whore gasp for air.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
123 :: Whittled McDickKeith McNally's quest for beaver is not unpleasant. AoMS wins the Nobilis prize. The Word Whore exercises her squatter's rights, Buttons stares at goats, and somebody (outside of New York) definitely sucks.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
122 :: Spirate PiesButtons plays with his shortwave radio. Mike Dominic pulls a spoonful of "McGonegal" out of his carpet bag. The Word Whore learns Navaho in hopes of becoming another numbered honey-glazed ham smuggler.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
121 :: The ReflexButtons gets caught spooning at the movie theatre. Aria Solomon visits the doctor and opens wide. Some fishy broads lure porn-stars to their payload, while Ancient Egyptians car-jack The Word Whore's brain.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
120 :: Zap Your Pee Ram88 Fingers Willy delivers the mail. AOMS is forced to settle for General Eley's sloppy seconds, in lieu of stories, and user-submitted urine samples, in lieu of cash. The Whore is finally put out to pasture.
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119 :: RumspringaButtons strays from his flock. The Word Whore makes an offering to the porcelain god. Doc Zim forces Ryan Saunders to wear flip-flops in Hell. The Right Rev Chumley bathes in sacramental wine.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
118 :: RumspringaButtons jacks up a healthy spike, despite technical difficulties. AOMS exhumes Phil Foster. After having completely blown her roving reporter role, The Whore passes out under a warm Amish soap box.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
117 :: Chet AnusThe Word Whore soaks the final frontier. An Entertainment Troupe tries to change the station, but falls into a prophesied void. Send AOMS your stories. Jazz hands. Cha.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
115 :: Puck BurgerPreston Buttons spews his seedy secrets, while The Whore blows her own horn. Creepy or not, Graham from Canada chooses double-entry and a veritable flood of AoMS hotline callers are foiled again.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
116 :: Double Tall Skull CapButtons continues to reject all signs of the apocalypse. Brian Lieberman cries out for a bloody coffee break. Against all odds, AOMS's four-year fungal infection persists.Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
114 :: Cirque Du ScissoringAoMS runs away from the circus to relive prepubescent glory days. Preston asks Marianne Faithfull for his bum back. The Whore is perplexed by elective sex. Sir Michael's "LUST" gets a hands-down "thumbs up", although it might be best for Buttons to "tuck it away for awhile".Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
113 :: Side By EachThe Word Whore swings both ways. Phil Collins is a KATG groupie. Charlie Sheen has been shellacked. Buttons finds shiny bits of Harry Potter in his potty. Void Munashii's neo-noir cinderella story, "Nick Iron and the Case of the Lost Shoe", dispenses an expanse of thigh.
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112 :: Dust PetalsPreston yaks up a Manhattan for KATG. MaxMax claims "Asha" is new, but The Whore had already seen it, Buttons already owned the album, and The Right Rev Chumley erstwhile erected its Church. Neapolitan socks don't taste like strawberries and yet incense by any other name would smell as sweet.
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111 :: Cockroach In HandPreston Buttons makes a new friend. The Whore isn't fooling anybody. Stephanie Scarborough makes room on her rusty casting couch for a scotch-swilling EMO cowboy. Mickey Rooney survives the apocalypse.
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