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S4E5: January 31st Show

On this week's show:   -State This Union -Something Vaguely Entertaining   We begin by discussing how Cylons might be better if covered in bacon as well as the failed D&D monster the Bacon Golem. This leads to speculation as to just what class Alton Brown would be. The Boy then talks about how disappointing Mormon Muffins are as well as the lack of busty babes in the online city building game Evony (despite the ads to the contrary.) We close out the pre-topic random rambling ...

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On the show this week: -Dynasty (Not the One With Joan Collins in It) -Something Vaguely Entertaining   Trust us, even though Largo misidentifies the year in the opening of the show, this isn't a Lost Episode. The Boy starts us off by getting us in trouble with the ASPCA while Sanguinist tells us how scarily dexterous one of his cats is. We also talk about the healing powers of Juicing (unless you happen to be an MLB player.)   Getting into the topics, we get back to our old poli ...

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On the docket this week: -Something Vaguely Entertaining Before we even get started, we acknowledge the tragedy in Haiti. This is probably the only sober moment in the show. Getting the stupid started, we give a shout out to Synthetic Cinema, makers of Banshee!!!, who is actually following us due to our Friday night livetweeting of Chiller's inane movies. Largo then reminisces about a cheesy little toy he had as a kid, the Spider-Man Webmaker from Chemco. If you happen to have one, he ...

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On the show this week: -By the Dicking of this Doll, Something's Fuckin' Creepy, Y'all -We Interrupt this Regularly Scheduled Broadcast For... -Something Vaguely Entertaining We start out with the topography of The Boy's back and the meteorological variables of Sanguinist's hometown before bragging about our impressive (for us) stats. Moving into the scheduled topics, we discuss Roxxxy, a rather expensive talking, touch-sensitive sex doll with multiple personalities that can be customize ...

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On the show this week -The Year that Was Join us as we look back at the year that has passed (which, while not great, didn't suck nearly as badly as 2008 had.) We hit the highlights and the lowlights in the political realm and pop-culture land in our inimitably random way (with sidetracks onto The Last Airbender, Force masturbation, legalizing pot, constipated zombies, veal as a sex toy, Vader as a perverted summer school teacher, revisiting Phobos, an old show character, our Horrorfest ...

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On this week's show: -Kidney Stones (and Other Things that Might Hurt if Passed) -Something Vaguely Entertaining We start by observing the massive snowfall that recently buried the East Coast (which we managed to dodge most of.) We also pimp the idea of our âMissing Episodesâ, the few tracks recorded while life was getting in the way of living. We also pimp our Friday night LiveTweeting of whatever crappy movie Chiller is playing. Join us on Twitter (largo621 and sanguinist.) We m ...

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On the show this week: -I Made This -Something Vaguely Entertaining The Boy starts our show off with a blast, Largo brings the cellphone noise, and Sanguinist brings up the new contest between the corpses of Michael Jackson and James Brown. Getting on topic, Sanguinist tells us of the quest (and probibility) of creating an artificial life form and tells us of the practical applications. And we quickly diverge from there into thinking with our dipsticks, artificial orgasms, and ...

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On the show this week: -Give Me Rock and Roll or Give Me Death -Get in My Belly! -Something Vaguely Entertaining We start with doped-up The Boy trying to supplement his post-surgery voice with electronically. That works ever so well. And please forgive Largo's lack of volume, Sanguinist's varying volume, and The Boy's overwhelming volume (and belching.) We all recorded into the same box this week, so our ability to make adjustments was limited. Largo starts us out by bitching abo ...

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On the show this week: -Play Nice, Kids-It's Not Me, It's You-You Got Your Bioweapon in My Hand Sanitizer...-Put Down the Controller, Pick Up the Crack Pipe-Something Vaguely Entertaining Welcome to our most alcohol fueled episode in a while. Listen and be amazed at the fluidity of out hosts as we discuss Islands in the Stream of poop, how, like the Hoff, we're huge in Germany, the iDong, the SVR crew's drinking tolerance, how various vampires might vamp for time (which leads off into a dis ...

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On the docket this week: -Something Vaguely Entertaining We begin the show with the concept of frosting a cake with napalm-poo and dogs selling organs before moving on to the twelve mile patch of Stephen King-esque goo hovering about Alaska's coast. We predict it'll be about a week before we get a SyFylitic Original Movie in the works. Largo then gives a small review of Shout Factory's super special Matrix of Leadership collector's box set of Transformers: The Complete Series before we snea ...

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On the docket this week:-It's Kinda Like Cat Litter and Dead Celebrities-It's About Frankin Time-Conan, What Is Best in Life (and Other Tortured Sports Metaphors)-Something Vaguely EntertainingWe begin the show with a desperate attempt to avoid laughing at the Boy's silliness. That almost works.Getting the train on track, we talk about Death's busy week, running down the list of our recently deceased celebrities. Listen to our tributes (such as they are) to Ed McMahon, Billy Mays, Michael J ...

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On the show this week:-Something Vaguely EntertainingFirst, let's start out with an apology for the infrequent show updates. Life has this bad habit of getting in the way of living, so getting shows recorded has been a bit difficult recently. Sorry about that.We start out by speculating about bear fat as a hair gel and we pounce on Sanford's sex scandal before we get into our review of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. Given how bad the critical reaction has been, this continues our summ ...

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On the docket this week:-NASCAR and Science Finally Understand Each Other-SquEnix... Yeah, Still Assholes-Political Drive-By (Not Somali Edition)-Something Vaguely EntertainingWe begin by discussing the hirsute natures of your gentle hosts and a possible connection between that and Sasquatch sightings in Central PA before getting on topic and bringing up the fact that the only reason the news cares about the latest NASA launch is because, as Sam Neil might say, THEY ALL MIGHT DIE! We then s ...

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On this week's show: -You Can't Patent That! Okay, but We'll Still Use It-Let the Facts Moo-ve You-A Super-Sized Something Vaguely Entertaining We begin by fusing HAL and KITT into some bastard fusion (as well as David Hasslehoff and Kiefer Sutherland) while Sanguinist treats bees as Pokemon. We also look at the difference between dead guys and Dead Guy Ale. Getting onto our topics, Sanguinist leads off with a story about a denied patent for a RF chip that is tied to a cyanide capsule. Limi ...

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On the show this week: -Sotomayor, Mr. Roboto-Profiting from Others' Misery Isn't as Easy as it Used to Be-The Hottest T-shirt on Amazon-Something Vaguely Entertaining We begin with Sanguinist deflating the joy of a couple of coworkers that have hit the milestone that is twenty-one. We also look at the continuing war between Sheetz and Subway for sandwich dominance. We also provide a link to DJ Lodger's first album. We close out the opening ramble by imagining Fran Dresher and Gilbert Godfr ...

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On the docket this week:-Canadian Bacon-Kung-Fu: The Legend Dangles-A New Form of Breakdancing-Do You Get a Gold Cape When You Retire?-Something Vaguely Entertaining We start out with Largo bitching, âI fought the lawn and the lawn won.â We also find out why Autumn is a peelin', how Sanguinist avoided taking a sac to the face, and we issue some Robot Pick-Up Lines. Autumn starts us off by discussing just how much damage the new law requiring Canadians to have a passport to enter the state ...

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On the docket this week: -Hitchcock Got it Wrong -Naturally Occurring Elements and Other GOP Fumbles -Something Vaguely Entertaining We start winding up for our 100th episode extravaganza yet again, and Sanguinist plugs a DVD website. We then get into how Bird Flu won't kill us, but the Swine Flu might. Or not. Regardless, Kermit lives in fear. We run down the symptoms of flu and remember SARS. Somehow this leads to speculating about Admiral Ackbar taking over for the retiring ...

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Our topics this week: -The Specter of Loyalty -Gee, it Must Really Suck to be Oppressed for Your Beliefs -I Survived the Swine Flu and All I Got Was this Lousy Discount Bacon -Something Vaguely Entertaining (featuring Wolverine) We start out by wishing our music master DJ Lodger a happy birthday, Largo does a good Christopher Walken imitation, and Autumn explores conservative porn talk before we get on topic with Arlen Specter's defection to the Democratic party in order to ...

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On the docket this week:-Torture Me This, Batman-God, We're Old-Guns Don't Kill People, Those Little Metal Things that Come Out of the Barrel DoWe begin by praising Burger King's ad campaign featuring The King, make applying an iron-on sound dirty, and discuss Prophylactics of the Round Table.Getting on topic, we discuss the latest round of torture memos declassified by the Obama Administration before getting on our stumps to speak out yet again against torture (and for prosecution of those ...

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On the show this week:-Something Vaguely RandomYes, Gentle Listener, it's going to be one of those random association, rambling sorts of shows, so if you don't like those, you might want to skip this one. We, on the other hand, think we're pretty damned funny when we do this sort of thing.Largo starts us off by describing his financial woes and Sanguinist rages against the credit machine. Largo then goes Hollywood by describing the rather cool way that Paramount premiered the new J.J. Abram ...

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