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Here is Southern Systems, a new addition to the Shatplan Crew. This is their smash hit single,"S.O.U.R.". That acronym apparently has nothing to do with anything at all. Fuck you if you can't get it. Oh yeah, blameBrucie for signing these dudes.You can go to http://tweetmysong.com/057qa8 to get in touch with these prodigies.

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We don't normally feature music here, but we are kind making an exception. A new crew-member has been added to bring some artistry of a different flavor to the mix. His name is Billy Backhand and he is one cool customer. Rios played technical producer on this one, with his normal perfection in tow ,of course !!! You can check Billy out @ billybackhand.podomatic.com in the future. We just figured we would throw him a bone this one time!!!! Ristopher

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Now this is a LONG time coming,follow along please. Ristopher's anger management therapist was tentatively added to our lineup a while back.Subsequently he went a.w.o.l., to the tune of attempted suicide; one super anger imbued lion tamer's psychological influence was evidently too much to handle- what a pussy. Well, one of the stipulations Hergusheimer insisted upon as prerequisite to his employment: the distribution of an audio chronicle of sorts over the Shatplan airwaves. We reluctantl ...

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Here is part 2 of the daring climb that Ulbrecht made not long ago.Strap yourself in, it's gonna be a bumpy ride. Rios

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Hydee ho faneepoohs, it's us again. While scouring the archives of Shatplan greatness a diamond in the rough was discovered!! This musical diddy was previously only released to youtube, why you ask? We really have no idea--go figure,huh? So here it is, a catchy cover song that Brucie, Ristopher, and Rios did in between segments during the 19,000,000th episode.

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We know already, WE KNOW--Quit with the fucking e-mails too!!! It has been a LONG time since we released a damn episode, and we are very apologetic. Anywho............This episode was a dandy and you guys are going to down right love it.Our beloved technical producer had some children fulfilling "Career Day" requirements in the booth with him.Those litte shits were hellbent on ruining everything, but Billy kept his equinimity and all went just super.Ristopher delivers a cryptozoological go ...

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Investigating Paramount Studios, what can we say? An unusual amount of paranormal crapola occurred here including extraneous invective in the direction of a fellow podcast-we love you DoubleK, Violette, and Scott. We were just playing around, don't take it personal guys.The aforementioned aspersions not withstanding; the boys concocted another coruscating transmission. The docket comprised pieces delivered by Burmese of actor apparitions, and Rios presented a feature on flying alien pooh sl ...

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 First off, we have to apologize to the fans,dearly. This podcast was never intended to be a music based program. That being said, the REAL deal hit the studio to fuck it up proper.In obvious rebuttal to those fuckers Owen and Backhand, stop trying chumps!!! Scrumdidlyumptous booby milk bloody sundaes, you can only dooz it one way, our way or the highway. Thumb a ride on our downland asscandy. Thank you Brucie, Ristopher, and Rios that is true gold. Delieluh Duddlie

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We had some time in the studio and took a break from sniffin' coke to kick it retarded. Billy Backhand and Black dog sleazy did some thermoplastic crate diggin' . Grumbs lent us a jingle against his will and better judgment. Quit rubbing your genitals. Bruce

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Holy Sheeit, these assholes need to be tossed in the clink for good. What do you get when you aggregate booze, the ghosts of dead entertainers, and over-qualified paranormal investigators? A cornucopia of laughs, and possibly some litigation.The crew: Ristophoo, Rios, Brucie, and the newly inducted mountain climbing therapist(Howie Ulbrecht Hergusheimer) convened recently in Florida to bruit some otherworldly authenticity for the ShatteredPlanet faithful.The result was a show sure to please ...

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You talk about jam packed? Danny Kaye's booty wasn't as crammed full of jelly, that's for sure. This episode was a hoot and holler with many paranormal delicacies to munch. Leading off is Owen, he gets the blood-a-flowin' with an alluring tale of colon gobbling interstellar interlopers.Next, the lion tamer exploded a vaporous goody for all to inhale involving a pesky shit talking earthsquirm. The finale was left up to your favorite fatso Walnut. Never one to disappoint, he chronicled three ...

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All of the behind the scenes personnel would like to send our prayers and well wishes to Brucie and the gang.Your favorite paranormal squad recently convened for some fringe topic dissemination and everything went haywire somehow. All was going well with the remote broadcast, being conducted in area 51, until Snowie Jim showed up anyway.The lovable sasquatch went snooping in a restricted zone and got our group of zany fringe topic factoid circulators into some dutch.Snowie burst into their ...

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You thought that they decided to hang it up,huh? Guess again earthling bitches!!! The most revered assemblage of fringe topic investigating hoodlums you know ,have graced the airwaves once again. Not even the likes of the F.C.C. would stop their ceaseless pursuit of unexpurgated paranormal promulgation. Albeit, with Billy Rios, the technical producer, getting his hindquarters lit up while electronically circumventing the fucking censorious commission .Still, the crew forged forward offering ...

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After all of the show's vicissitudes, and fans patronage despite them, ShatPlan couldn't help but be imbued with the holiday spirit this season.Consequently, the cast decided to convene this Christmas Eve to gift our faithful with paranormal tidbits and laughter. Enraptured with bewilderment the crew greeted a well known sleigh driving bigot dropped in to spread some yuletide cheer---concomitantly ,most of the alcohol on hand was consumed with yucks and insight proliferating in the wake ...

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Greetings faithful,sorry for the inordinate hiatus,but the gang is indeed back in prime form again!! Paranormal boners are in full effect in this grabasstic episode so unless you want a pregnant brain put an earhole condom in,fuckheads.This chapter will get the hair on your neck standing straight up. Ristopher's piece on a big grey colon pounder in the Scottish mountains. Owen Dedliver also chimes in with an bone chilling tale of ghostly murder. Turn the lights out, and listen just before ...

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First, we would like to thank all of you fans for tuning in to what may be the last episode of ShatteredPlanet.As many of the faithful listeners may know, the line up has been in a state of flux for a while.This all began after Brucie received the startling news of Todd Walnut's tragic airplane demise.After many months of searching, a new co-host was added and research resumed.Subsequently, a telephone message to the fusion message line renewed hope that the long lost Walnut was actually al ...

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The journey continues!!!! Our fearless team is relentlessly headed to a rendezvous with Todd and Larry in the Bermuda Triangle, and nothing seems to be capable of stopping our heroes. A near demise was met in the last episode when the paranormal crew endured a mishap in the skies of Florida. Thankfully though, none of our friends were hurt and they all parachuted to safety . Their stories of bravery are ultra interesting and ...

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Wow!! What a few months it has been for us here at ShatPlan. As many of you know the cast has been through it's fair share of trials and tribulations. An unwillingness to fail, or sheer stupidity, one of two, has kept the crew going through many hardships this past year. This episode is a summary of the goings on in the Shatteredplanet world since August of 07'.All of the cast members even made bail for this episode, thank goodness for Wellingtons billion dollar bank roll, and the American ...

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Holy Shit!! Walnut has been very productive lately with his messages to apprise us of his status in the Bermuda triangle. He left a message within the last few hours in fact! Todd made a request for the square table to be reposted, so-- ask and ye shall receive. We are coming to get you , so stay put asshole!!! P.S.--- I hope you enjoy the post, and be sure to eat enough while you are on the plane. Brucie

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Fantastic topics again? Yes indeed you paranormal junkies!! This show is dripping with editorial superiority and we are proud to serve it up for you guys. First off, Brucie grabs the listeners by the genitals with a comprehensive discussion into the crystal skull phenomena. Then, Ristopher Burmese will take you deep into the soft underbelly of cryptozoology with an asian death reaping monster known as the Mongolian death worm.Oh yeah, Billy Rios calls in about some technological shit as w ...

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