2010 has finally arrived and that can mean but one thing: It’s the “International Year of the Filmstrip”. When Waffles Matter reluctantly complies with its first ever “podcast-synched-to-a-filmstrip” podcast, episode #15. Follow these eight easy steps for gratification:
1. Download the mp3 file (below) before Tuesday.
2. Wait 14 minutes.
3. Thread the projector, carefully making sure the sprocket holes line [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
Oster or Hamilton Beach?The debate rages on! The “circular dial” crowd defend their golden-brown beauties against all that the “lateral slide knob” bunch can throw at them. Ah, and lest we forget the “non-Teflon” purists who claim ultimate perfection right out of the box. Surely our distinguished panel won’t be able to settle this age old tiff in [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
Buttermilk Blues & Free SpatulasLenny is out of the hospital and gushing with stories about his recent bus trip to Poloroid-photograph every single rest room of every single Waffle House in three southwestern Iowa counties. Marcello Presac drops by the Podcast yet is prevented from speaking due to the recent court order leveled against him. Not to worry: Marcello [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
Our Labor Day Spectacular!Not so spectacular for the poor suffering Lenny, we are sorry to report. He’s been extradited back to Iowa and incarcerated in the Hardee County jail. It all stems from his July bus excursion there to Poloroid-photograph every single rest room of every single Waffle House in three southwestern Iowa counties. Apparently the recent [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
Our Anniversary Spectacular!Holy hollow hulls of Hungry Jack! This past June 15th was When Waffle Matter’s second anniversary! “This calls for a celebration!” declared Lenny. “I always cheer up whenever I see syrup.”
To commemorate two delectable years on the Internets Lenny had the urge to splurge. Invitations were printed, sprinkled with powdered sugar, and mailed out. Alas, [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
Bicentennial Spatulas Have ArrivedFor those of you who ordered WHEN WAFFLES MATTER celebrity spatulas 31 years ago, your ship has come in! A truck pulled up to the WWM kitchens Friday morning and delivered the 42,250 special bicentennial spatulas we ordered back in 1976.
Lenny was so excited he helped unload the truck. “I always knew they’d [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
Happy Halloween!Marcello goes trick-or-treating and searches for the meaning of life. Lenny decides he wants to take Rumba lessons after receiving a whack on the noggin. There’s more fun waiting for you inside the podcast, so crank up the hi-fi and have at it.
If you don’t have an iPod you can still bash that link to [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
A Louer : Un GaufrierLenny has done it again. Handsome recipes await you in this latest download. Two of the sumptuous plates were inspired by a gaggle of dead Algerian poets Lenny met on his very first junket to Brussels. Beaten to a pulp and left to rot in the seething Wallonian sun, Lenny barely managed to scribble these [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
Emulsify! Emulsify!Tenderly, our dad Lenny ponders the spent nose drop dispensers of his spent youth. How much did he spend on such a conflagration? Double the desired daily dosage dollop? And was his youth spent? Don’t know. Can’t say. Can’t even say if it was tenderly pondered. You may have already noticed – indeed many postings [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
My Space But Your SpatulaThe suits upstairs who run this debris field of a website noted decades ago how deliciously golden brown the unsigned music artists are over at MySpace Music. Snuggly megabytes to your pinna are therefore in order.
WWM syruply supports and scrumptiously salutes the oodles of talented unsigned artists far above what our poor power can add [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
Unclogging Syrup Nozzles
Useful Tips
Safety goggles should always be worn when using heavy machinery around nozzles. If your goggles are not worn you will have to wait several years until normal wear and tear causes them to become worn.
If your nozzle [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
I Love Energy
Geesh. Even by our own standards this episode is just plain weird.
Headphones only, please, for this particular doughy download.
Hard work doesn’t frighten youth today. Not at all!
E-mail your nurse at whenwafflesmatter@gmail.com or record a voice print at 206-984-3865 (USA).
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It’s Marcelloween!
Got candy corn? Marcello Presac is back in the kitchen spinning records, wigs, and spider webs for our Halloween Spectacular! He’s pulling ALL of the skeletons out of his closet for this here stack-o-waffles!
So enormously HUGE is this event the United Nations General Assembly has just proclaimed that Halloween will be held [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
Hinge Replacement - Oster 3883It happens all too often. Kitchen accidents do occur yet most are. They needn’t occur even in hearty times. Feeling pesky, Marcello dropped by the kitchen last week intending to enjoy a rather robust afternoon of peeling blueberries for Mrs. Nombril’s birthday party. The fact that Mrs. Nombril has not been seen since 1965 is [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
Droplets of Steaming Bobigny
Balbyniens all, we began compiling this particular waffle recipe with the intention of showcasing songs containing Theremins that really shouldn’t have Theremins in them.
Gradually, however, Lenny obtained a discount religion and was quite nonetheless.
Syrup swallowers born after April Fools Day, 1992 should not be listening to or downloading this or any other [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
Hinge Replacement - Oster 3883It happens all too often. Kitchen accidents do occur yet most are. They needn’t occur even in hearty times. Feeling pesky, Marcello dropped by the kitchen last week intending to enjoy a rather robust afternoon of peeling blueberries for Mrs. Nombril’s birthday party. The fact that Mrs. Nombril has not been seen since 1965 is [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
Unclogging Syrup Nozzles
Useful Tips
Safety goggles should always be worn when using heavy machinery around nozzles. If your goggles are not worn you will have to wait several years until normal wear and tear causes them to become worn.
If your nozzle [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
I Love Energy
Geesh. Even by our own standards this episode is just plain weird.
Headphones only, please, for this particular doughy download.
Hard work doesnt frighten youth today. Not at all!
E-mail your nurse at whenwafflesmatter@gmail.com or record a voice print at 206-984-3865 (USA).
Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
Its Marcelloween!
Got candy corn? Marcello Presac is back in the kitchen spinning records, wigs, and spider webs for our Halloween Spectacular! He’s pulling ALL of the skeletons out of his closet for this here stack-o-waffles!
So enormously HUGE is this event the United Nations General Assembly has just proclaimed that Halloween will be held [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
My Space But Your SpatulaThe suits upstairs who run this debris field of a website noted decades ago how deliciously golden brown the unsigned music artists are over at MySpace Music. Snuggly megabytes to your pinna are therefore in order.
WWM syruply supports and scrumptiously salutes the oodles of talented unsigned artists far above what our poor power can add [...]Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
