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Last 20 Shows AMS Episode 87: How Big is Your Scepter?, I Opened My Eyes and There Were Two Boobies In Front of Me, the Super Absorbent Maxi, I Mean iPad, and My Car Snorts My Crack For Me.
Are you into online gaming? We begin this episode talking about World of Warcraft and other online games. Michael makes fun of the Dungeons and Dragons parties that geeks have. How big is your scepter? We then go into some talk about two of Matty's new favorite TV shows. Sordid lives seems to bring back fond childhood memories for some reason. Caprica appeals to our more geeky side.
Michael tells us a story about a time when he was taken to a female strip club on a business trip and ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
AMS Episode 86: Hehe You F**k Me I likey, The Word Creamsicle Takes on a Whole New Meeting, Hot Boi Hole, and a Wort on His Left Nut.
Adam and Matty want to take a trip this summer to Puerto Rico. We start out discussing possible vacations and reasons we should and shouldn't go there. We would visit the listeners in Australia and New Zealand if the donations would pour forth. Of course, we can't discuss anything without going down the garden path. Multiple discussions ensue.
Matty then goes into some detail about his new semester at school. He had an encounter with a hot boy in the hallway at school this past week. ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
AMS Episode 85: I Touch the Queen Every Night, NBC's Employee of the Month, and Stupid White Cracker.
Adam, Matty and Michael sit around with a live studio audience this week. We need to come up with some kind of theater seating and monitors for all the guests.
We go over the drama that Matty had with our friend Damian. They got into some kind of bar brawl and Damian dislocated his own shoulder. Don't mess with that little fag.
We then go over the recent drama between Jay Leno and Conan O'Brian on NBC. For those of you who are not in the US, this may not mean anything to you, so ju ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
AMS Episode 84: Happy New Year From the Disgraces to the Gay Community.
Adam and Matty go over there holiday that they spent seperate. We also invite Michael into the studio again to share his holiday with us and join in on the show. We also got voicemails from 3 new listeners. Yay! Then Adam goes on a rant about negative reviews. Good thing we have a day job.
Listen in as we discuss these topics and more. Call us on our Skype line 469-277-2204 and leave a voicemail. Visit us at www.adamandmattyshow.com and leave a comment.
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AMS Episode 83: My Chipmunk Hump Christmas!
Hey everyone. Matty and I are away at our families, but did take time to sit down before we left to record this show for you. We hope you have a VERY happy holiday season. We will be back around the second week of January with new shows.
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AMS Episode 82
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AMS Episode 81: The Jalepeno on a Stick and The Fat Sausage on a Stick, I Used to Be a Coal Miner's Daughter, He Said Double Entry, and He Called Asking for a Screw.
Matty decides that we need to have a gossip session about our "friends" here in Dallas to begin this episode. We have over our friend Michael again tonight to guest host with us. He goes over his projects at his gold incrusted house. He also reveals that his parents not only don't know he is gay, and that he has a partner, but they don't even know he owns his current house. Matty can NEVER give Adam a hard time about his family situation.
Then we go into the news for the week includin ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
AMS Episode 80: It's a Respectable Length, I didn't know that was your punchline, and Give me Some Sugar With Those Oats!
Adam and Matty have Michael on the show again for this episode. Adam steals Matty's supposed punchline and we talk about the news for the week. The news includes a story about a man who wanted some Sugar from his horse. Ewwww.
Listen in as we discuss these topics and more. Call us on our Skype line 469-277-2204 and leave a voicemail. Visit us at www.adamandmattyshow.com and leave a comment. Join us LIVE on Saturdays at 7pm CST. Just click on "Live Chat" from the home page.
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AMS Episode 79: Shamu in Fishnets and a Short Tight Skirt, and Have You Heard of a Donkey Punch, Gorilla Mask, and the Houdini.
In this episode, we go into some detail about another Halloween that we attended on Friday night. Adam's boss throws a party every Year for Halloween and we must make an appearance. Matty feels that some of the attendees to the party shouldn't have worn the outfits that they did.
Then we talk about our discussions with the "straights" at the party, including a discussion of sexual terms. Evidently the straight women aren't into the bodily fluids as much as gay men. Straight men appa ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
AMS Episode 78: Designer Rectums on Halloween
This is the first non-live show in a while. Yes, the boys are still around doing shows, we just aren't doing them live for the time being. For those of you who love the live shows, don't worry. We will more than likely be back live sometime at the beginning of next year.
We begin the show talking about what has gone on the past two weeks. Adam has more talk of the car. We talk about the Halloween block party that we attended and the naked ass that Adam painted. Then on to news and ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
AMS Episode 77: A Twink in a Diaper!
In this episode, we start out with a mass of confusion. The studio was full for this recording. We invite a friend of ours, Michael, to record with us tonight. He brought a friend with him, and of course we had Chris from Ft Worth watching football in the background.
After a long catch up session with the friends, we go on to some news of the week. We then read some funny notes left in offices that we found on a website called passiveaggressivenotes.com. If you've ever worked in an o ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
AMS Episode 76: I Always Like Some Good Sauce!
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AMS Episode 75: Adam and Matty Clone a Willy.
In this episode, we go over the weekly news from our lives. Adam is getting ready for a trip to Florida for work and Matty is working hard on his School stuff. We also review a product this week. We filmed ourselves trying out a product called Clone-A-Willy. This is a kit to make a mold of your own penis and create your very own replica. The listeners in the live chat were able to see the video, but those of you listening will have to just take a listen.
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AMS Episode 74: There's a Dagger Over There!
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AMS Episode 73: He Thinks His Vacuum's Clumsy
In this episode, there's more talk about Matty's school, and Adam has decided he's going to fast for two weeks. He must be crazy. There are tips from the chat room on how to deal with fasting. We also, talk about several news stories, including an accident involving the woman who had the world's longest fingernails. We also listen to a song that reminds us of Chris from Ft Worth.
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AMS Episode 72: Are You Ready For Some FootBall, and Well, If You Don't Have Any Arms, Fucker, You Can't Cash Your Check!
In this episode, we start out with Matty giving instructions to the redneck from Ft Worth on how to use our DVR. Apparently, in order to keep him in studio on Saturday nights, we have to provide a way for him to record his Saturday night football games. Who would have thought a straight homo like Chris would still be participating with a couple of Queens like us after all this time. He thinks he will bring us over to the dark side of hunting, fishing, and sports, but Matty says his idea ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
AMS Episode 71: Happy Birthday Adam, Five Dolla Suckie Suckie, I do Yo Math Fo Free, and Matty is a Chicken Hawk!
This episode we spend just getting caught up on what happened what Adam and Matty while we were away. There
Was so much to go over from the past two weeks, that there was no time for any news or other content.
Adam discusses his trip to Arkansas to visit the parents. He had a really good time with the family while he was away and got to see the movie, Julie and Julia, which was really good. We also talk about the car troubles that caused Adam to almost not make it home from the trip.
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AMS Episode 70: Beats the Hell out of Me!
Hey everyone!! I'm glad to be back from my trip and thought I better get this episode posted before someone shoots me.
Of course, I have NO idea what we talked about, it's been a week and a half. But I hope you enjoy another wonderful episode.
Remember, we will be back doing the live show this Saturday, August 29th at 7pm CST on pride48.com. Love you all!! And remember, I (Adam) just had a birthday, so you could at LEAST leave birthday messages on the voicemail.
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AMS Episode 68: The Twilight Zone, Closed Captioning For the Hearing Impaired, I Feel Like Dancing, and Tutz My Bodeh!Adam and Matty start out this show feeling weird because of strangeness that has occurred in the chatroom during the pre show. Evidently one of the "listeners" of the show is actually deaf and requested a translator for the show. As Adam and Matty do not have the ability to provide a translator and do not know sign language, we were at a bit of a loss as to what to do about it. We muse for a while about what kind of closed captioning we might have.
In this episode, we are VERY pleased t ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
AMS Episode 69: The Ass Signing Episode..Maybe.We start out this episode with some Adam and Matty genealogy. Lets compare traaaaGic grandma names. Mean people live longer, Matty expects to live to be 150. Matty learns the joys of government bureaucracy at Sally Mae, and all the Shaquanda's working there....Parents who can't let go, are raising stupid children, as discovered by Adam and Matty in line at the college. Learn Chinglish... beware of missing foot.. I don't know who uses the "Feman" restroom, but it's on the other side of the ... Listen | Listen in your iPhone | Download | View full cache | Visit Website
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